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California Bound
Later today, Eldest Daughter and I catch a plane for California for a whirlwind tour of colleges. This is just an informal scouting trip, to let her get the feel of some places that looked good to her online and on paper, but we're both really geared up for it. Sunshine! Palm trees! Ocean! Liberal arts colleges!

Am I living vicariously? Yeah, a little. :) It's a beautiful thing to be young and bright with all the world opening up in front of you, and Kristen has options to explore that I never knew at her age. But I'm also just looking forward to this mother-daughter time together, the only big trip we've ever taken with just the two of us. Next year it'll be her sister's turn, although I suspect we'll be headed to the opposite coast with that one.

As a nice warmup for the trip, she just got her ACT scores and they're ridiculous. Her SAT scores were very good, but these are crazy good. Knocked it out of the ballpark into the next county good. I'm so proud of her--and all the more so because she doesn't seem to have a big head about it. She just looked pleased, and a little surprised.

"Oh," she said. "Do you think I should take the SAT again?"

No, dear girl, I think you should treat yourself to a chocolate truffle and celebrate!

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Writing Exercise: Misplaced Emotion
The challenge: Write a scene in which a character releases pent-up emotions at the wrong place, or the wrong time, or directed at the wrong person. Or all of the above; that'd be lively.

(And yes, I am poking fun at myself, just a little...)

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Note to self...
Sometimes you just need a catalyst to cry, especially when you've been keeping it in too long.

However, a web site devoted to pictures of cute fuzzy animals is probably not the *best* place, 'kay?

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Happy Paws
The scared little pit bull--now identified as a boxer/pit cross--has become a happy, bouncing, playful pup in just two weeks. Eldest Daughter and I both walked her during our Saturday morning dogwalking session; her leaps and bounds were a joy to see.

After all the dogs had a turn outside, we took the newly christened "YaYa" into the MVHS playroom to chase tennis balls and savage some chewy toys. She was in heaven. Talk about the body language of glee! I'm not sure that human beings are capable of that kind of full-body happiness. Alas, we can neither wag nor purr, and I think we're the worse for it.

YaYa is still bony; two weeks of fostering weren't enough to put much weight on her. But her eyes were bright, her sores were almost healed, and I saw none of the cowering behavior that broke my heart when we first met. She is already a dog transformed.

She wasn't on the adoption floor yet, and that's probably for the best. I would've been tempted beyond all endurance if she were ready to go home with someone. The cats would NOT approve.

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Pocketful of Poetry
Alas, I forgot about Poem in Your Pocket Day. But if I had remembered, I would've carried around my pal Michael Merriam's "The Sixth Son",

Every meeting on my calendar today would've been improved by producing it from my pants pocket and reading it aloud.

It has a certain lovely kinship with Neil Gaiman's poem, "Instructions".
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On (Not) Qutting Your Day Job
James Van Pelt has a candid article over on The Fix, entitled The Day Job: Quitting It. But it's really about not quitting it.

On  related note:

Do we notice a trend here, class?

Even if I had a book contract (which would presuppose finishing a book, a somewhat large detail), I wouldn't be quitting my day job. For one thing, my day job takes place at a fine and lovely Midwestern college, where I am surrounded by intelligent, interesting people. All these people help make possible the education of 2000 or so of the smartest young people on the planet.

As day jobs go, this does not suck.

But even if it did, I wouldn't be quitting my day job. Because it also provides:

  • Health insurance
  • Retirement plan contributions
  • A predictable salary
  • College tuition benefits for my children
Selling a novel, for 99.9% of all writers, would not make possible any of the above.

And that is why I'm not quitting my day job.

That, and the fact that I haven't actually finished a novel, much less sold one.

Details, details.

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In Honor of National Poetry Month...

Notes From a Nonexistent Himalayan Expedition

So these are the Himalayas.
Mountains racing to the moon.
The moment of their start recorded
on the startling, ripped canvas of the sky.
Holes punched in a desert of clouds.
Thrust into nothing.
Echo—a white mute.
Quiet.

Yeti, down there we've got Wednesday,
bread and alphabets.
Two times two is four.
Roses are red there,
and violets are blue.

Yeti, crime is not all
we're up to down there.
Yeti, not every sentence there
means death.

We've inherited hope —
the gift of forgetting.
You'll see how we give
birth among the ruins.

Yeti, we've got Shakespeare there.
Yeti, we play solitaire
and violin. At nightfall,
we turn lights on, Yeti.

Up here it's neither moon nor earth.
Tears freeze.
Oh Yeti, semi-moonman,
turn back, think again!

I called this to the Yeti
inside four walls of avalanche,
stomping my feet for warmth
on the everlasting
snow.

-Wislawa Szymborska, Poems New and Collected

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Writing Exercise: A Feast for the Senses
The challenge: Write a scene at a breakfast table that evokes all the senses.
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The Man From Earth
It's rare to find a science fiction movie with no special effects, no monsters, no aliens, no spaceships, no laboratories or mad scientists. Rarer still to find a movie--any movie--that features nothing but a group of people talking, yet manages to fascinate and captivate.

The Man From Earth is all of that, and despite its shoestring budget and flaws (poor lighting, wooden acting in places, certain plot/plausibility holes), I enjoyed it more than any big-budget production I've seen in years.

The premise is simple: A group of college professors gather in a rustic cabin to bid farewell to their friend, John Oldman, a popular tenured professor who abruptly resigned his position. When they press John for an explanation, he admits his great secret: He's a caveman. He's walked the Earth for 14,000 years, always forced to move on when people begin to notice that he's not aging.

Is he a madman, a liar, or a genetic freak? As the evening wears on his friends move through various stages of belief and disbelief, each drawing on his or her own specialty--biology, paleontology, religion, history--to try to challenge John's story. The script, the final work of the late, acclaimed science fiction writer/screenwriter Jerome Bixby, has a few groaner moments but overall it's intelligent, compelling, and thought-provoking.

Highly recommended. It's available on DVD or through Netflix's "Instant Watch" feature.

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Writing Exercise: Random Prompt
The challenge: Open a dictionary, close your eyes, and point to a word at random. Open it at another place and repeat. Use the two words to create a premise for a scene, poem, or short story.
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Grrrrrrrr....
Today, during my dog-walking stint at Minnesota Valley Humane Society, I held in my arms the trembling, abused, neglected proof of human evil.

She was a four-month-old pit bull puppy, so skinny her ribs stood out. There were sores on her little body, probably skin irritations caused by living in her own waste for God knows how long. She was abandoned in the MVHS parking lot at night, in a filthy crate, small and hungry and alone.

When I knelt down in her kennel to put the leash on her for a walk, she cowered, shaking, her tail between her legs but still trying to wag. I carried her outside to a picnic table, where she snuggled in my arms until the trembling passed.

She licked my face.

Tonight the pup is safe, clean, and warm. But somewhere out there is a waste of skin and breath, a soulless excuse for a human being who may still have other animals to abuse.

I wish him ill.

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I'll never write it, but...
I had this quirkly SF story idea, in which a time traveler brings Richard Thompson to a future where he's got billions of fans, while the talentless pretenders who eclipsed him in his own time are forgotten.

Only the time travel part is implausible.




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Otherwise
Jane Kenyon made me cry, dammit.

Dad's biopsy report is all bad news. The cancer is now level IV.

There isn't much to say, otherwise.

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Milestones
Eldest Daughter and I just made travel reservations for a California visit in early May, to make a whirlwind tour of colleges. Her interest in California schools began in the middle of a long Minnesota winter. Coincidence? I wouldn't bet on it.

There's no space in the baby book to record "Baby's First College Visit," but it still feels like a developmental milestone to me.

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Writing Exercise: Personal Space
The challenge: Describe a room that tells you something about the person who inhabits it.
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Writing Exercise: The Politeness Game
The challenge: Write a scene that portrays an emotional conflict between two characters even though they are being very polite to one another. 
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Random Writing Research Links
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Writing Exercise of the Day
The challenge: Write a passage that reveals important and engaging details about a character's personality without any physical description of the person.

My own attempt is below. Put your own in the comments if you'd like to share.

If a man’s home could truly be his castle, Parker Sims’s castle would have hungry alligators in the moat and sharpened spikes atop the walls. The spikes would be decorated with the heads of neighborhood dogs that barked when Parker wanted to sleep, and neighborhood children who ran across Parker’s manicured lawn. The towers would have arrow slits for archers; the ramparts would have pots for the boiling oil.

But this was a suburbia, so Parker had to make do with a chain-link fence, a Keep Off The Grass sign, and the best Brinks security system money could buy.

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Groggy and Bleary and Dazed, Oh My
Yesterday Dad was in surgery prep at 5:30 a.m. and wheeled away for surgery right on schedule at 7:30 a.m., but the surgeon didn't emerge to talk to us until almost 2:00 p.m. That's significantly longer than his first surgery, so we were scared and anxious that something had gone wrong (and also ravenously hungry, since we hadn't dared to leave the surgical waiting room). But the doctor was calm--surreally calm, in fact. There was this aura of "ho hum, just another day in the human brain" about him. Everything had gone fine, he said. It was a clean resection.

(This does not mean all cancer has been removed; that's not really possible with these aggressive tumors that send invisible tendrils out into the surrounding functional brain tissue. It just means that all the obviously abnormal tissue they could remove was cleanly removed, without complications.)

Just closing up after surgery takes a long time. They never show that part in the medical shows on TV; it's not dramatic, and it's not usually the star neurosurgeon doing it. Dad wasn't closed up and moved to recovery until 3:15 p.m., and we couldn't see him for a couple of hours after that, when he was moved to the ICU.  He looked dazed and exhausted, and who could blame him? Heck, I felt dazed and exhausted myself, and I didn't have anesthesia and a hole in my head. But however tired and pained, he sounded like himself when he spoke. He even tried to nag his wife into slipping him a couple of Extra-Strength Tylenol (she wouldn't) or a Tic-Tac (eventually she did) when the nurses weren't looking. Which is totally Dad, so it was oddly reassuring.

Around 8:00 p.m. we saw Dad's surgeon heading down the hall, interns trailing him like the tail of a comet. This would be the same neurosurgeon who talked to us at 7:00 a.m. and probably made his hospital rounds before that. He seemed pleased with Dad's condition.

My brother Perry and I stayed a couple of hours more, but since we'd gotten up at 4:00 a.m. we were fading fast. So around 8:30 p.m. we called it a night, went to dinner, and got home to bed. I barely remember lying down. I think my husband had to throw a blanket over me because I hadn't had the energy to do it myself.

We'll be heading back to the hospital soon, hoping to hear more of a report from the surgeon and/or pathology.

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